Maris Crane

Lore & Background

Maris is introduced as the current wife of Niles Crane. Born into a wealthy Seattle family, she married Niles and later divorced him. Her physical condition is a running gag; she suffers from a long list of allergies, being allergic to most meats, spices, creams and more. She also has lots of pills and medication which usually have comical side effects such as extreme narcolepsy. Despite being predominantly an anorexic, in one episode she is shown to be eating loads of doughnuts and growing vastly in weight. Maris demonstrates her extremely paranoid and controlling nature throughout the series. Her lack of respect and affection for Niles leads to separation, followed by serving Niles with divorce papers as a bluff; when Niles signed them she was shaken and agreed to couples counseling. However, after appearing to make progress, Niles discovers Maris is having an affair with their couples' therapist, Dr. Shenkman, ultimately leading to him making the second and final decision for divorce. Maris attempts to reconcile with him by sending him expensive gifts, but Niles remains steadfast in his decision for divorce and Maris responds by shredding their financial settlement document – she turns it into the wrapping paper for her final gift to Niles – a five-cent piece in a jeweler's box along with the poem 'Roses are red, your heart is fickle, when I'm through with you, all you'll have is this nickel' – and proceeds to nearly bankrupt Niles.

In Their Own Story

Maris's lack of respect and affection for Niles leads to separation, followed by her serving Niles with divorce papers as a bluff. When Niles signed them she was shaken and agreed to couples counseling. After appearing to make progress, Niles discovers Maris is having an affair with their couples' therapist, Dr. Shenkman, ultimately leading to him making the second and final decision for divorce. Maris attempts to reconcile with him by sending him expensive gifts, but Niles remains steadfast in his decision for divorce. Maris responds by shredding their financial settlement document – she turns it into the wrapping paper for her final gift to Niles – a five-cent piece in a jeweler's box along with the poem 'Roses are red, your heart is fickle, when I'm through with you, all you'll have is this nickel' – and proceeds to nearly bankrupt Niles. He is forced to sublet his suite at the Montana and move into the low-rent Shangri-La.

Reader's Guide

Maris Crane serves as the unseen ex-wife of Niles Crane, defined by her never-appearing presence. As the haughty, anorexic daughter of a wealthy Seattle family, she represents the extreme wealth and social standing Niles aspired to, though often found exhausting. Her character arc is defined by her controlling and paranoid nature, her lack of respect and affection for Niles, and her affair with their couples' therapist Dr. Shenkman. Her skills lie in manipulation through expensive gifts and legal threats. Niles married for money, according to Season 1 references. Defining moments include her serving Niles with divorce papers as a bluff, her affair with Dr. Shenkman, and her final act of shredding the financial settlement document and sending Niles a five-cent piece with a poem, nearly bankrupting him. She remains a ghostly figure who dictates Niles's financial and romantic circumstances from afar.

Did You Know?

• Maris is never seen on the show, despite being referred to in nearly every episode during Niles's relationship with her.
• Season 1 references that Niles married for money.
• Maris is allergic to most meats, spices, creams and more.
• Despite being predominantly an anorexic, in one episode she is shown to be eating loads of doughnuts and growing vastly in weight.
• Maris had an affair with the couples' therapist, Dr. Shenkman, while she and Niles were in counseling.